Friday, July 25, 2008

Oh this Canal is Grand Alright

Loaded gun found in canal

Garda divers have pulled a loaded handgun from Dublin's Grand Canal believed to have been thrown away by a man when he was challenged by officers.
Specialist units also recovered two mobile phones from the waterway following the alleged incident at Dolphin's Barn late on Wednesday.

The 27-year-old suspect arrested at the scene is being questioned at Kilmainham Garda Station under the Offences Against the State Act.

Leinster Leader

This professional hitman, who was wearing a bullet-proof vest when arrested, was found right where I go jogging....


How grand.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Lines Written While Jogging by the Grand Canal, Dublin

Now that I'm settled into a routine in the new place I've started running again. Usually straight after work I bolt home, change and get out the door before I get lazy.

Unfortunately I'm no longer living next door to the Phoenix Park so I've had to seek out new tramping grounds and the main focus of my attentions has been El Grande Canal.

According to Wikipedia:
The Grand Canal (Irish: An Chanáil Mhór) is the southernmost of a pair of canals that connect Dublin, in the east of the country, with the River Shannon in the west, the two canals nearly encircling Dublin's inner city. Its sister canal on the Northside of Dublin is the Royal Canal.


According to Wikipedia also, it looks like this:



Hhhhmmm.

Now maybe the Grand Canal looks like this near the leafy suburbs of Portobello and Ranelagh...in fact, yes, it definitely looks like this there but in my neck of the woods it's less idyllic.

My route usually consists of heading up Tyrconnell Road to where the canal passes by the Blackhorse pub and Luas stop and heading east along the canal past the Drimnagh, Goldenbridge and Suir Road luas stops.

Ah Drimnagh.... Yes that's the place you hear on the news from time to time - a stabbing here, a shooting there, the daily drug bust. A place with which I was utterly unfamiliar a few months ago is now my neighbourhood or 'hood if you will.

The canal is this area looks a little more like this:



In fact when you google 'Drimnagh' 'Canal' you get a picture of this from a Flickr account:


Ah it's not that bad really - there are still trees and greenery, ducks and swans, pretty locks and people walking their dogs. There's just added traffic cones, trolleys and other rubbish in the water, added winos and junkies hanging out by the banks and the melodious ring of squad car sirens in the air. I'm beginning to see the same people out at the same time every day - one gentlemen with can of cider in hand shouts encouragement as I pass and berates me if I've given up running by the time I pass him on the way back - just what I need!

At the moment there are plenty of other joggers and dog-walkers around, kids swimming by the lock at the Suir Road junction and families feeding the ducks and swans so it feels safe enough. Once November comes around, however, and it's dark early in the evenings I don't think it will be safe for a woman on her own but maybe you could say that about the Grand Canal as a whole or anywhere in Dublin really.
I hate winter.

Meanwhile it is summer (today anyway) and while it's not so 'stilly, greeny' as when Patrick Kavanagh wrote about it - not with the Luas and cars trundling by non-stop and no more does the barge come up from 'far-flung towns' like Athy, in parts it's still 'leafy-with-love' on a July afternoon....

Lines Written on a Seat
on the Grand Canal, Dublin


'Erected to the memory of Mrs. Dermot O'Brien'

O commemorate me where there is water,
Canal water, preferably, so stilly
Greeny at the heart of summer. Brother
Commemorate me thus beautifully
Where by a lock niagarously roars
The falls for those who sit in the tremendous silence
Of mid-July. No one will speak in prose
Who finds his way to these Parnassian islands.
A swan goes by head low with many apologies,
Fantastic light looks through the eyes of bridges -
And look! a barge comes bringing from Athy
And other far-flung towns mythologies.
O commemorate me with no hero-courageous
Tomb - just a canal-bank seat for the passer-by.

-Patrick Kavanagh





Thanks to Wikipedia and Matthew S. for the Grand Canal pics.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Big Up to Big Love

Yup just when I thought all was lost and I was to starve culturally for the week, theatre swung in to save the day.

Big Love at the Peacock was great - a great play with a great cast and beautiful set, brilliantly directed by the (yet to disappoint) Selina Cartmell.

Based on The Suppliant Women by Aeschylus (believed to be the oldest surviving play of the Western world), Big Love tells the tale of 50 women being forced to marry their cousins against their will. It sets the scene for much discussion on gender roles and relations, marriage, power and love.

The beau enjoyed it (Yey the beau likes theatre!) but was unimpressed by the portrayal of men in the play, one of whom gives a speech moreorless justifying domestic violence. I'm pretty sure that character wasn't meant to be a symbol for maleness or a role model within the play. I think the beau was right, however, to think the male perspective is underrepresented in the play. We get to hear from the women far more than from the men and it might have been more interesting had it been more balanced.

Yet again the Guardian review verbalises my thoughts succinctly and the Irish Times review pinpoints some of the shows minor flaws.

It gets the Dobbyn 'worth a look' verdict.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Gimme gimme gimme....a decent movie please.

Mamma Mia last night.

I was hoping for light, cheesey, sing-along Abba fun times.

Sadly this movie disappoints even the lowest expectations. It's probably best summed up by a reviewer at the Rotten Tomatoes website:

...like cotton candy, unsubstantial, brightly colored, way too sweet, and ultimately unsatisfying in any meaningful way. Plus it might just make you just a little nauseous...

Really hoping Big Love at the Peacock tonight rescues me from the cultural quagmire that this week has been so far. Theatre - don't let me down you hear?!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Don't Trust the Critics

We went to see The Visitor last night instead of Savage Grace, principally because it had gotten better reviews across the board.

Why?

How?!

How did this schmaltzy, patronising film get such good reviews? It's awful - don't go see it! Give me Julianne Moore and incest over this Disney crap anytime. (So sorry we voted you down Ciara - we will bow to your superior judgement next time).

Upon deeper inspection I found this review today and it's a lot more accurate than the ones on metacritic.com.

Saying all of this The Lighthouse Cinema is gorgeous - beautiful decor, airy and spacious - a great addition to the cinema scene in Dublin.

The next movie better be good though!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Here I Go Again...

Back from Herrang - and still wrecked.

Who would have thought that dancing all day and all night for a week would be tiring? It didn't help that the 'private' room had a constant stream of people seeking showers going through it....really need to become a better sleeper.

It was a great week overall though - Herrang is still a fun, happy place and yet more Irish people got hooked this year. I especially enjoyed the final night party 'Home of the Happy Feet' - a bingo hall, nurses going around giving out 'medication', a senior Olympics, quilting, knitting, easy-chew food - so much imagination and creativity. Will get some pictures up as soon as I figure out how to get the new broadband working on my laptop at home.

Busy week of cultural imbibement ahead - Savage Grace at the Lighthouse Cinema in Smithfield tonight, Big Love at the Peacock on Thursday, Painted Filly play readings in Project on Saturday, TKO at Whelan's on Saturday and...um....Mamma Mia on Wednesday night....ok I know it will be awful, if this review is anything to go by anyway. I have a morbid curiosity about it due to my love of Abba music and how good the stage musical is meant to be.

I think it'll be worth it to see:
a) Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing
b) Meryl Streep doing the splits
c) to get to eat a big bag of popcorn and maybe some Ben & Jerry's ice-cream. (why else do we go to the cinema really?)

Reviews and reports here shortly.

Monday, July 7, 2008

This One Time in Dance Camp....

Day 2 of classes here at Herrang Dance Camp - and in that short space of time my love of dance or 'joie de danse' has thoroughly and completely returned.

HDC is still a fun, happy place to be with maniacs who're obsessed with swing dancing all around. Everyone is still being overcharged for crappy, overcrowded accommodation but at least everyone is in the same boat - no VIP section here.

Mitzy and I are in the TV room of a big family home- there are at least 12 people in the house and 5 others in a 'house' out the back and the only shower facilities are through our room. Last night at least 8 people traipsed through circa 3 am for showers including one couple who we think had sex in there... I kid you not.

Many faces from last year are back (if I could've hand-picked the people I'd have liked to see back here I'd have picked all the same people :) I'm finding the classes quite easy and am wondering if I might have been ready to audition for the advanced Lindy class -maybe next time.

Live band tonight, Blues night tomorrow and Cabaret on Thursday - I won't be getting much rest over the next few days.

Oh well I can sleep in the office next week....

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Shore Leave

Sweden, Sweden, Sweden... The country where I want to be...
(to the tune of Finland, Finland, Finland.... Monty Python)

As I sit in the office with torrential, incessant 'wetting' rain pouring down on the bleak Dublin landscape, I smile, smugly.

For I am off to Sweden tomorrow :) Land of permanent daytime, sunshine (well more than here) and swing dancing....

Yes I'm going to swing camp in Sweden...again.

How to describe Herrang Dance Camp?

Well you'll find it near Lennox Avenue:

You get to do lots of this:

And some of this:

And sometimes this:


Dancing. All day, every day, all night, every night. Non-stop (well except to re-fuel on chocolate brownies from the Blue Moon Cafe).

Dance floors that look like this:


And every week a Cabaret like no other:


It's a little like Kellerman's in Dirty Dancing except the only activity is dancing and everyone's either a hot Johnny Castle showing off their moves or a Baby eager to learn all they can as quickly as possible.

Yaw Herrang-time again :)